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O/T Old Guy (joke)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, May 30, 2011.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Subject: The Old Guy

    An old guy … ok, a guy my age and not in the best of shape.... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

    He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"


    The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."

    That's about the way I feel these days. LOL Jackie B.
     
  2. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Uhhhh Yeppp.
     
  3. ljutic 111

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    Yup , thats about the only machine I use nowadays !!!!Not impressing anyone though ???
     
  4. grntitan

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    As long as i can remember my grandpa has carried a wad of cash that would choke a horse with a thin green rubberband holding it together. He carrys it in his front pocket. I've seen more than one young lady take notice. It always worried me with that much cash more than the ladies take notice. Nobody has ever tried to grab it thank God. His back pocket carries insurance they wouldn't get far. Like they say, don't try and fight an old guy, they will just kill you.
     
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