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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Feb 26, 2010.

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  1. Shooting Jack

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    I received these from a Christian lady friend. She says she respects the office but not the person. I agree. Jackie B.

    O-jokes
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    > The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life

    would be appropriate.

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a

    Halloween mask.
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    > Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?


    > A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


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    > Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?


    > A: A fund raiser.


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    > Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?


    > A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. ? The

    other is for housing prisoners.


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    > Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it

    started to sink, who would be saved?


    > A: America !


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    > Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?


    > A: Bo has papers.


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    > Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?


    > A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
     
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