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O/T New Pfizer product to replace Viagra. Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Oct 19, 2012.

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  1. Shooting Jack

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    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
    and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
    mixer.
    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
    the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
    drink".
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
    MOUNT & DO.
    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
    and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
    This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
    perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
    with them If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
    fewer people laughing in the world.
     
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