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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Janet, May 22, 2007.

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  1. Janet

    Janet TS Member

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    Very funny

    Janet (CJ)
     
  2. luvnbearhugs1

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    A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
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    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

    "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."

    "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

    "That would be me," replied the rancher.
     
  3. FarmerD

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    Both of those were excellent jokes, Thanks for the laugh. Richard
     
  4. Jerbear

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  5. Janet

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    Too funny! L.O.L.

    Janet (CJ)
     
  6. Hauxfan

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    A guy thinks he may be gay, but isn't sure. So he goes to his Doctor, and the doc says he can check it out for him.

    So the Doctor puts on a pair of latex gloves, and takes hold of the man's penis. The Doctors say, "Now say 55".

    The man says "55".

    The Doctor than takes hold of the man's testicles, and asks him to say 55.

    Well, the guy says "55".

    Next the Doctor put's some vaseline on his middle finger, and tells the man to bend over, and when he does the Doctor inserts his finger and ask's the man to say "55"

    So the guy goes..............one..............two..........three.....

    Hauxfan!
     
  7. Wayne In ny

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    A 15 year old tells her momma that she's pregnant. The momma says, "I can't believe this. Where was your head?"

    The girl replies: (sobbing) "Under the steering wheel".
     
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