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O/T morning humor --Lipstick on the mirror

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
    According to a news report, a certain school in
    Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.
    A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on
    in the washroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would
    press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens! of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the
    girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained
    that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had
    to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean
    the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
    required. He took out a long- handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
    cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
    mirror.
    THE MORAL OF THIS STORY..
    There are teachers, and then there are Educators
     
  2. Roger IL

    Roger IL TS Member

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    Good one Mengwe............Roger
     
  3. FarmerD

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    Off Topic and damned funny. Ben
     
  4. Onceabum

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    Yuck!! LOL!
     
  5. Jerbear

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    A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

    The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this," and she goes downstairs.

    The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

    The blonde replies, "I put the dog in our backyard; let's see how THEY like it."
     
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