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O/T more humor Government workers

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
    The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
    Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."
    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and
    then asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
    The guy says,"Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
    The interviewer tells the guy, "OK" I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM till 5:00 PM.
    You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM.
    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM ,then
    why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM"?
    "This is a government job", the interviewer says.. "For the first two hours we
    stand around scratching our balls.
    No point in you coming in for that....."



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  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Very good
     
  3. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    Sure glad you told us all that. We wouldn't want to enjoy that joke too much, would we?
     
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