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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Dec 6, 2010.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when,
    through a gap in the
    door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease
    in front of an
    old green John Deere.

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently
    slides off first
    the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He
    then hunches his
    shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
    overalls fall
    down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
    Then, grabbing
    both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
    stained T-shirt
    underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt
    his body, and
    hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck
    are you doing,
    Billy Bob?"

    "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
    embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin
    trouble lately in
    the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do
    'something sexy to
    a tractor'."

    [Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last
    line again,
    slowly--out loud.]
  2. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Coral Springs, Florida
    Now that's funny.

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