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O/T Marriage Made In Heaven

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Lead Man, Aug 6, 2009.

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  1. Lead Man

    Lead Man TS Member

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    A Marriage Made In Heaven

    One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.

    The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request.

    A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can – in fact – get married in Heaven. To his suprise, the woman asks “Just wondering, if things don’t work out will we be able to get a divorce?”

    With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out “Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here… you really think I’m gonna find a lawyer?
     
  2. Dahaub

    Dahaub Active Member

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    That's funny!!!! :)Dan
     
  3. handlepuller

    handlepuller Well-Known Member

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    That is funny.

    Okay, who do you think is "luckier,"

    Randy Ross, married to Nora i.e. you'll be shooting every weekend if you want or the guy married to Danica Patrick, i.e. you'll always be at the races and she's really hot?
     
  4. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    I like Nicole Cheza, Maybe I could get a couple hot laps on the XR.
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    Best thing since Tammy Kirk.

    HM
     
  5. JB Logan Co. Ohio

    JB Logan Co. Ohio TS Member

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    halfmile, which one would you rather put through the paces?? LOL

    JB=Jerry Beach 8503917
     
  6. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    the bike would be easier on my ticker these days. Besides, I would have more control.

    HM
     
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