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O/T looks like the worst virus yet

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by starship, Jan 21, 2009.

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  1. starship

    starship TS Member

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    Looks like this one is the worst virus yet!

    If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
    Do not open it!

    Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

    It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

    It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

    This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

    It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, man! Are you listening?!?!)

    It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

    It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

    It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

    It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

    If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

    It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
     
  2. Uncle Sam

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    I heard it also changes all the barrel lengths on your shotguns to 26 inches!!!
     
  3. K-GUNS

    K-GUNS Member

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    It also makes a trap shooter want to try skeet.
     
  4. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    This virus sounds a lot like my brother when we were teens...
     
  5. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

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    It decides for you the shot you use... 7 1/2 or 8's
     
  6. JACK

    JACK Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    I checked it on Snopes and cannot verify these viruses. But just in case I am in permanent Anti-virus scan mode and my computer is awfully slow. Bummer dude
     
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