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  1. striper

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    > A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited
    > to be seated, he noticed that the maitre d' was a robot. The robot clicked
    > to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to
    > converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."
    >
    > Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
    >
    > The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
    > IQ?"
    >
    > The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
    >
    > The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar
    > space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most
    > impressed. The next day he returned, but thought he would try a different
    > tack.
    >
    > The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered,
    > "Oh, about 100".
    >
    > So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
    > scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
    >
    > The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
    >
    > Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
    >
    > This time the man drawled out, "Uh.....'bout 50."
    >
    > The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
    >
    > "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
     
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