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O/T Laugh time

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Jan 26, 2008.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    > A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates.


    > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
    > you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food
    > stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You
    > are mistaken, I am Mexican."
    >
    > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such
    > a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I
    > Vietnamese."


    > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"


    > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No,
    > I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
    > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!
    >
    > IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU
    > WILL
    > RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
    >
    >
    It was sorta funny anyway but not real funny since it was so close to the truth. Jackie B.
     
  2. trpshtr2001

    trpshtr2001 TS Member

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    Oh so true ! Good one
     
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