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O/T Laugh time.

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dhwbailey, Dec 4, 2007.

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  1. dhwbailey

    dhwbailey Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Ed was in trouble.

    He forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really angry.

    She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Ed has been missing since Friday.

    Please pray for him
  2. FarmerD

    FarmerD TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Marriage in Heaven

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic
    couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

    The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
    waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting

    they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

    When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

    St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
    Let me go find out," and he left.

    The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they

    waited they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married

    in Heaven should they get married, and what about the eternal aspect of it all?

    "What if it doesn't work," they asked each other. "Are we stuck in
    Heaven together forever?"

    Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

    "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

    "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things
    don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

    St. Peter's face turned red anger and he slammed his clipboard on the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the now frightened couple, (keeping in mind they
    were still outside the Pearly Gates.) "What did we do wrong?"

    "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here!

    Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?!?"
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