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O/T Laugh time, That's when the fight started.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    And That's How The Fight Started......
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    > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    > expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight
    > started....

    >
    > *****************************************************
    > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
    > Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the
    > beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.. And
    > that's when the fight started.
    >
    > *****************************************************


    >
    > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
    > Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
    > license to verify my age.. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
    > left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
    > would have to go home and come back later.
    >
    > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
    >
    > So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, That
    > silver hair on your chest is proof nough for me' and she processed
    > my Social Security application.
    >
    > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    > Social Security office.
    >
    > She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
    > disability, too'
    >
    > And that's when the fight started.....
    >
    >
    > ***************************************************


    >
    > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
    > kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
    > a nearby table.
    >
    > My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
    >
    > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand
    she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
    hear she hasn't been sober since.'
    >
    > 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    > celebrating that long?'
    >
    > And that's when the fight started....
    >
    >
    > ***************************************************


    >
    > I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
    > and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
    >
    > You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    > just seem funny?
    >
    > Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    >
    > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'
    >
    > So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
    >
    > And that's when the fight started.....
    >
    >
    > ***************************************************


    > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
    > order first.
    >
    > 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
    >
    > He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
    >
    > 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
    >
    > And that's when the fight started.....





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