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O/T Last days of marriage

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Mar 13, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

    The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

    He never heard the shot.....

    7 1/2 or 8
     
  2. Bruce Specht

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    Thanks for the laugh
     
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    Kitty
     
  5. smsnyder

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    when i wanted deeeeeevorced i just took her name off the mailbox. She got the message. lol
     
  6. BILL GRILL

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    I read this to my wife , her responce was EXACTLY ! LOL bill
     
  7. chessney

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    This reminds me of the time I gave my exwife a gift certificate for South Hills Movers for her birthday...Ziggy
     
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