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O/T-- Just for us old guys Over 60

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Don't know if this was here before but here it is again.


    PERKS OF BEING OVER 60!

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you????

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

    9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
    room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
    weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
    them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
     
  2. mike moncilovich

    mike moncilovich TS Member

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    All very true, but beats the alternative!!! Mike
     
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Sure does. I would always rather look at the grass, and not the roots. Mike
     
  4. Ross

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    i have to agree with most of these #6 is questionable #7 i hope is wrong #9 i know is backwards, still have 20/30 vision pass drivers exam w/o glasses ,but, must admit bad knees are good weather indicators & bad news when chasing the better half. so i still think #9 should be reversed. (but then you did not say how far over 60, maybe 75 or 80, especially since march will be 67 for this young fella) remember no refunds on the ones you miss so break em all...ross
     
  5. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Selective memory is wonderful when your over 60.
     
  6. bigbore613

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    Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time. Jeff
     
  7. hoggy

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    Also when you read just 1/2 the threads on TS.com before closing your browser due to who gives a ----.
     
  8. halfmile

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    The thrill of your life is when you reach for the K-Y and get the Icy Hot by mistake.

    HM
     
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    even worse 1 week at a time. ....very funny hairy....
     
  11. ccridr

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    When I was 30 years old, old guys were 60. Now that I am 60, old guys are 80 !!!!!
    Colby
     
  12. jerryw

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    doggai,

    Go for it.


    Jerry Walker
     
  13. shot410ga

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    doggai: Buy it! Just figure out how you will get in an out, first.
     
  14. Mike Michalski

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    It's not the "gittin-in" the vette that's the problem, it the "gittin-out" where us old guys have trouble.
     
  15. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Yeah, try turning the steering wheel without taking a deep breath. You'll wind up with blisters or burn marks on your belly. Mike
     
  16. GRR

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    I love it ..... come on boys keep it coming.................
     
  17. KEYBEAR

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    I,m so old I don,t buy green Bananas
     
  18. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Alf, ya mean you might be gone before they ripen? Mike
     
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