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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by 3200REM, Mar 25, 2010.

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  1. 3200REM

    3200REM TS Member

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    Obama was visiting a primary school and he walked into one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.’
    One
    little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who
    lives on a
    farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him
    and kills him that would be a tragedy." "No," said Obama, "that would be an
    accident."
    A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
    over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be
    a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what
    we would call great loss." The room
    went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his
    hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying
    you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and
    blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And
    can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy,
    because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ...... and you
    can bet your ass it's probably not an accident
    either."
     
  2. bigunn

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W57aBMYKvU

    I don't know how to high it
     
  3. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

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    like this.

    Eric
     
  4. bigunn

    bigunn TS Member

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    That 'll work. thanks mixer.
     
  5. Francis Marion

    Francis Marion Well-Known Member

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    Outstanding! Now I have a simple question from someone who shoots pretty well but don't know jack shit about computers. How do you turn the web address blue so you can click on it. Thanks thread warriors.
     
  6. 3dram8

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    Steve, you just put that URL address into the "Website URL:" box instead of into the text box where you're reading this. It will automatically show as blue and be "clickable" when you post the thread. .....Rick
     
  7. bigunn

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    A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.


    "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.



    "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.


    "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.


    "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."


    "This I gotta see," replied the agent.


    With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.


    "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."


    "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"





    The agent replied,

    "I recognized Obama in the middle.."
     
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