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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia

    > >> > >
    > >> Subject: Bubba and the Doctor's office
    > >>
    > >> Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked
    > >> him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his
    > >> name,address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
    > >> Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba
    > >> what he had.
    > >> Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a
    > >> complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
    > >> A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had
    > >> Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
    > >> pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all
    > >> clothes
    > >> and wait for the doctor.
    > >>
    > >> An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting
    > >> patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
    > >> "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"
    > >> Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to
    > >> unload 'em??"

    Bubba went to a psychiatrist.
    "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
    under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come
    talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those
    "How much do you charge?"
    "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
    "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
    Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you
    ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the
    "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot
    of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all
    that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
    "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now

    Git 'er dun!!!!!!!!

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