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O/T Joke time 6 Sep.

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Sep 6, 2007.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    This was so funny to me. Hope it give you all a good laugh as some on here need to lighten up.



    CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
    Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

    On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
    undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be
    reassuring. "My darring,"

    he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
    you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
    You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
    worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and
    he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly
    whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other
    girls.. Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
    Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...

    You want... Garlic Chicken with snow peas?"





    Jackie B.
     
  2. code5coupe

    code5coupe Member

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    A bit predictable, but amusing nonetheless.
     
  3. Shooting Jack

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  4. FredB

    FredB Member

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    Predictable??? I thought he was going to say; Sum Long Dong
     
  5. gotbass

    gotbass Member

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    Won Hung Lo
     
  6. Little Limber

    Little Limber TS Member

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    old chinese proverb,

    man who put cream filling in bun, not always baker.

    LL
     
  7. magnumthunder

    magnumthunder Member

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    aaahhhh! #69 2 kin chew!!
     
  8. billyc

    billyc TS Member

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    read this online:

    Q: How many republicans can you fit in the closet??

    A: evidently all of them
     
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