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O/T Joke Putting your affairs in order.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Putting Your Affairs In Order

    A woman went to her doctor.
    The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.
    You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
    waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

    'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
    when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.
    Let's head to the club and have a martini.'
    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were
    some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of
    the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

    The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
    'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'
    The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
    'Mama, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
    friends you were dying of AIDS.'
    The woman said, 'I don't want any of those b__ches sleeping with your
    father after I'm gone.'

    Now, that’s “Putting Your Affairs In Order.”
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    A woman scorned, lol I enjoyed it
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