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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Thought you might enjoy this. Jackie B.


    >
    > In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he


    > had faithfully served the people of the nation ' s capital and was well
    > known

    > among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
    >

    > "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
    >


    > "I would really like to see President Obama and Speaker Nancy Pelosi before


    > I die", whispered the priest.

    >
    >
    >
    > "I ' ll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse.


    >
    > The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and waited for a


    > response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Nancy Pelosi would be

    > delighted to visit the priest.


    >
    > As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Pelosi, "I don ' t know why


    > the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and


    > might even get me re-elected."


    >
    > Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.


    >
    > When they arrived at the priest ' s room, the priest took Obama ' s hand in


    > his


    > right hand and Pelosi ' s hand in his left hand. There was silence and a


    > look


    > of serenity on the old priest ' s face.


    >
    > Finally President Obama spoke.. "Father, of all the people you could have


    > chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"


    >
    > The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after


    > our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

    >
    > "Amen", said Obama.


    >
    > "Amen", said Pelosi.


    >
    > The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would


    > like to do the same."


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  2. PerazziBigBore

    PerazziBigBore TS Member

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