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O/T Joke of the day.

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  1. Shooting Jack

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    Just how good of a salesman are you? Oldie but goodie. Jackie B.



    >> >> A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big
    >> >>"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
    >> >>
    >> >> The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
    >> >>
    >> >> The kid says, "Yes sir, I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."
    >> >>
    >> >> Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start
    >> >>tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
    >> >>
    >> >> His first day on the job was rough but the kid got through it.
    >> >>
    >> >> After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many
    >> >>customers bought something from you today?"
    >> >>
    >> >> The kid says, "One".
    >> >>
    >> >> The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
    >> >>customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
    >> >>
    >> >> The kid says, "$101,237.65".
    >> >>
    >> >> The boss says "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell him?"
    >> >>
    >> >> The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook."
    >> >>
    >> >> "Then I sold him a medium fish hook."
    >> >>
    >> >> "Then I sold him a larger fish hook."
    >> >>
    >> >> "Then I sold him a new fishing rod."
    >> >>
    >> >> "Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down
    >> >>the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went
    >> >> down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris
    >> >>Craft."
    >> >>
    >> >> " Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so
    >> >>I took him down to the automotive department and sold him a new
    >> >> 4 x 4 Expedition."
    >> >>
    >> >> The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
    >> >>ended up selling him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
    >> >>
    >> >> The kid said, "No sir!! The guy came in here to buy tampons for
    >> >>his wife and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go
    >> >>fishing."
    >> >>
    >> >>

     
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