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O/T Joke of the day. Sorry Alabama

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta , and they see

    a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each,

    pants $2.50 each.

    Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe , Look here! We could buy a whole gob of

    these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain , sell 'em to our friends, and make

    a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent,

    they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now,

    I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama ..."

    They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50

    of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50

    pairs of them there pants at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and...."

    The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from North Alabama , ain' t ya?"

    "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?

    "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
     
  2. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    We ain't like that anymore, Jack...we's educated now.
     
  3. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    Outstanding:)

    ss
     
  4. twotimer

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    Recurvy, how long before that education thing ya'll have up there makes it to L.A.? [Lower Alabama)
     
  5. DoubleAuto

    DoubleAuto Well-Known Member

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    Alabamians may be a little "slow" but they sure can play football. Last two National Champions and Heisman Trophy winners from Alabama higher level elementary schools (Alabummer and Aweburn). Whupped on them Westurn teams real good.
     
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    Y'all don't forget.....Alabama's got Mississippi.........and....Mississippi keeps Alabama from being the worst state is the US........LOL
     
  7. bigunn

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    SCOTTISH COMPASSION


    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

    Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

    The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

    The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

    The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?"




    The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".

    She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide coomes in."
     
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