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O/T JOKE I think he's got something here.

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  1. The Rock

    The Rock Active Member

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    The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
    Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All
    of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk
    on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to
    try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition:
    "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost
    to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or,
    you can pay me a half a million dollars and ask one question."
    The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man
    atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and
    the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid
    Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

    Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
    presented him with a check for $500,000 and told the man that,
    indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed
    to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay
    the half million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted
    the money and told the mayor to ask his question.

    The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"



    Rock

    Jim
     
  2. littlebear

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  3. drunk_again

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    rock, you are a raciest pig.
     
  4. The Rock

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    Drunk_Again

    Could be I am against drunks also if they are here and not supposed to be. I also feel the same way about Germans , Irish, Cubans, and all the rest if they don't follow the set qualifications to become a citizen.

    You see I am an equal opportunity bigot be here illegal I'm against you.

    So if that makes me a bigot? Thank You. I am also very politically incorrect.

    Rock

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  5. drunk_again

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    well then bigot rock you need to edit your so called joke to say, " illegal mexicans"
     
  6. rodbuster

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    Good joke Rock. Do you have any about drunks?
     
  7. The Rock

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    Like I said political correctness can go to your house and thrive. Better yet don't read the post remove your post and pretend it never happened that would be the P/C thing to do.

    And it's Mexicans to me. If they are citizens of the US they are not Mexicans they are American citizens. You let P/C get in the way of thinking clearly.

    Yep Mexicans go home.

    Rock

    Jim
     
  8. drunk_again

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    i see we have some real loven christians here.
     
  9. The Rock

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    Drunk_Again

    Yep I can lovem as much (in fact more) in Mexico as here. No one wants to hurt anybody. In fact I want to reunite them with their long lost homeland that we are keeping them from and they love sooooo much. Can't get more Christian than that.

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.

    Rock

    Jim
     
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