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O/T Joke for the day

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, May 21, 2009.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    I thought this was cute. Jackie B




    An older, very dignified gentleman went to his travel agent
    and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his
    lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships were
    booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment,
    but that he would see what he could do.

    A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he
    could get them onto a three-day cruise. The gentleman was
    disappointed that it was such a short cruise, but booked it,
    and then went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three
    condoms.

    The next day, the agent called back and reported that he now
    could upgrade him to a five-day cruise.

    The gentleman said, "Great, I'll take it!" And he returned
    to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more
    condoms.

    The following day, the travel agent called yet again, and
    said he was delighted that he could offer them bookings on
    an eight-day cruise.

    The gentleman was elated and, went back to the drugstore.
    He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

    The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,
    "Look, I'm not trying to pry, but if it makes you sick, why
    do you keep doing it?"
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Thanks it made me laugh
     
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