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O/t Joke Drunk Husband

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    This was so funny I couldn't resist posting it. Especially with all the political mess.




    Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
    Christmas Party.


    He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was


    feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.


    Joe had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is
    a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
    next to them, a single red rose!
    Joe sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
    pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
    spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
    back at him in the bathroom mirror.
    Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
    red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:


    'Honey,
    breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you
    your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, Darling! Love, Jillian'


    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
    steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
    His son is also at the table, eating.

    Joe asks: 'Son... what happened
    last night?'
    'Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out of your mind. You fell
    over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
    and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
    'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect
    order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
    for me?'


    His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
    she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone b **** ,
    I'm married!'
    Broken Coffee Table $239.99
    Hot Breakfast $4.20
    Two Aspirins $.38
    Saying the right thing, at the right time......priceless!!


    Are you laughing yet. Jackie B.
     
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