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O/T Joke, Almost sounds true.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Feb 18, 2010.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    > Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick
    > up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
    > promised land".
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    > Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
    > a--es, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
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    > Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
    > camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
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    > Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans,
    > the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds
    > etc...
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    > I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in
    > Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
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    > They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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  2. Paladin

    Paladin Well-Known Member

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    LOL...
     
  3. Bluedotman

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    Its to bad all these bright ideas our current administration has doesn't come out of there paychecks then they might say no to spending trillions good god they'll write zeros on the end of a check until the pen goes dead since its not there money. Just wait and see what happens after china forecloses on our asses. Kirk
     
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