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O/T Irish Blonde in a Casino

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Apr 24, 2011.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Thought you might get a good laugh out of this. Jackie B.



    An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at
    the casino. She seemed a little inntoxicated and bet
    twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.



    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I
    feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.



    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
    the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby,
    Mama needs new clothes!'



    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
    squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'



    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
    winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.



    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked,'What did she roll?'


    The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
    watching.'



    MORAL OF THE STORY
    Not all Irish are drunks,



    Not all blondes are dumb,



    But all men...are men.
    (sorry guys!)
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    I hate storie with acurate morals
     
  3. shooterIII

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    An Irish "Blonde"???????
     
  4. Steve W

    Steve W Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know what did she roll either.


    Many years ago, I was helping an Irish friend on some wood works in his garage, "Could you be kind to hand me the Irish screw driver"? he said. With the look on my face, he quickly added "Oh, that'll be the hammer, Sir."
     
  5. Shooting Jack

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    Steve, that reminds me of a saying a carpenter I worked with used often. When we were carrying heavy solid core doors into the house for installation he would remind us to watch our di-- beaters going through doorways. Of course he was talking about our hands but I didn't catch on at first and thought he was off his rocker. Then I realized what he was saying and couldn't stop laughing. Still funny. Jackie B.
     
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