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O/T I Just Had To Pass This On

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by trap41, Nov 14, 2007.

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  1. trap41

    trap41 TS Member

    Jun 19, 2007

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I
    clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

    The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
    perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
    dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
    and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
    detector went off when it did."

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
    detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
    clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
    seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
    off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
    back pocket."

    The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
    seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
    turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
    talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

    I love this part....

    "Only when he's been drinking."
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    "You see officer, he was on his way back from Wal Mart where he got a super deal on some shells, and wanted to celebrate with a little victory drink..."
  3. Hipshot 3

    Hipshot 3 TS Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    It's nice to know I'm not the only poor bastard with a wife like that!
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