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O/T humor

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  1. fortwtlkqa

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate
    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8 Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
    coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking
    lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
     
  2. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Now those are funny, especially Bubba! Jackie B.
     
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