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O/T Humor Yo, yo fly is open.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Sep 26, 2011.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    10 ways to tell someone (politely) that their fly is open:


    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend
    to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright
    and locked position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.

    6. Elvis has left the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
    introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something
    that rhymes with Venus.

    And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
    1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
    "Hillary
     
  2. pigkiller

    pigkiller Member

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    Liked it. Good laugh.
     
  3. Oregunner

    Oregunner Well-Known Member

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    I mentioned this to an older shooter at the club once, and he said it isn't a problem when he forgets to zip it up, but is a problem when he forgets to zip it down.
     
  4. Haskins Bill

    Haskins Bill TS Member

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    The older I get the reaction to being told my zipper is down is to reply "what can't get up can't get out!"
     
  5. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    How about:

    "a lame horse can't go through an open barn door"
     
  6. BILL GRILL

    BILL GRILL Well-Known Member

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    One of my buddies says " a dead man can't fall out an open window "
     
  7. dverna

    dverna Active Member

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    Jackie,

    That was good!


    Don
     
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