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O/T Humor Someone's under my bed.

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Sep 23, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF
    SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND
    TOLD HIM . .

    'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
    there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think
    I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said
    the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we
    should be able to get rid of those fears.'
    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why
    didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you
    were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a
    year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
    I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and
    bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . and how, may
    I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't
    nobody under there now ! ! ! '

    SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR
    BARTENDER!


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  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Cute, but not up to the high standard we hold you to.
     
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