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O/T Humor. Pecans in the cemetery.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just

    inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts

    and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

    'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several

    dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

    Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he

    thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to

    investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you,

    one for me...'

    He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just

    around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

    'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and

    the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

    The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When

    the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

    Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you,

    one for me.'

    The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if

    we can see the Lord...?

    Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to

    see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the

    fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

    At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get

    Those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...?

    They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the

    bike passed him.
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