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O/T Humor Jesus and the burglar

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    The burglar and Jesus

    A burglar broke into a house one night.
    He shined his flashlight around, looking for
    valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in
    his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from
    the dark saying, 'Jesus is
    watching you.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
    flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing
    more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
    himself a vacation after the next big score, then
    clicked the light on and began searching for more
    valuables.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear
    as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'
    Freaked out, he shined his light around
    frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his
    flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yep,'
    the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just
    trying to warn you.'

    The burglar relaxed.'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
    'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name their bird Moses
    'The kind of people that would
    name a Rotteweiller Jesus.
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    you got me to smile
     
  3. Sgt. Mike

    Sgt. Mike TS Member

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    My .45 says "You're three pounds from seeing Jesus". Michael
     
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