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*** O.T. Humor for TS Com O.T. ***

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Bubba, Oct 11, 2007.

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  1. Bubba

    Bubba Member

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    Here is some humor for ya all. Anyone easily offended go to next topic.

    This from one of my other frequented forums............

    The other night I was invited out for a night with
    "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
    started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night
    our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh
    shit.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
    cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
     
  2. TommyTEREX

    TommyTEREX Member

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    Bubba, LMAO,

    Tom R.
     
  3. wolfram

    wolfram Well-Known Member

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    Good one!
     
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