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*** O.T. Humor for TS Com O.T. ***

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Bubba, Oct 11, 2007.

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  1. Bubba

    Bubba Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Baton Rouge Louisiana
    Here is some humor for ya all. Anyone easily offended go to next topic.

    This from one of my other frequented forums............

    The other night I was invited out for a night with
    "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
    started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night
    our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh
    shit.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
    cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
  2. TommyTEREX

    TommyTEREX Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Bubba, LMAO,

    Tom R.
  3. wolfram

    wolfram Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2007
    Good one!
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