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O/T Humor for Monday

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Apr 9, 2012.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    SIMPLE TRUTH 1
    Partners help each other undress before sex.
    However after sex, they always dress on their own.
    Moral of the story:
    In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

    SIMPLE TRUTH 2
    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the
    stomach and saying "congrats".
    But, none of them come and touch the man's penis
    and say "Good job".
    Moral of the story:
    "Hard work is never appreciated”

    No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me
    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he
    noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing
    only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
    'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out
    in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
    The old man looked off in the distance without
    answering.
    'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
    nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
    The old man slowly looked at him and said,
    'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on
    and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
     
  2. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    Thanks Jack, those were good
     
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  4. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Now that was good Rick.
     
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