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O/T How to make a woman happy!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Jun 11, 2010.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    I couldn't resist sending just one more. Do you make your wife happy? LOL Jackie B.

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend


    2. a companion


    3.. a lover


    4. a brother

    6. a master


    7. a chef


    8. an electrician


    9. a carpenter


    10. a plumber


    11. a mechanic


    12. a decorator


    13. a stylist


    14. a sexologist


    15. a gynecologist


    16. a psychologist


    17. a pest exterminator


    18. a psychiatrist


    19. a healer


    20.. a good listener


    21. an organizer


    22. a good father


    23. very clean


    24. sympathetic


    25. athletic


    26. warm


    27 attentive


    28. gallant


    29. intelligent


    30. funny


    31. creative

    32. tender


    33. strong


    34. understanding


    35. tolerant


    36. prudent


    37. ambitious


    38.. capable



    39. courageous


    40. determined


    41. true


    42.. dependable


    43. passionate


    44. compassionate



    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



    45. give her compliments regularly


    46. love shopping


    47. be honest


    48. be very rich


    49. not stress her

    out


    50. not look at other girls



    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



    54. Never to forget:


    * birthdays


    * anniversaries


    * arrangements she makes






    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



    1. Show up naked



    2. Bring alcohol
     
  2. laura!

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    A gynecologist? I think not! Also I am intrigued that a psychologist wasn't sufficient and a psychiatrist needed to be included. Does this mean we need our husbands to be able to supply us with prescription drugs? ;-)
     
  3. Shooting Jack

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    I must admit Laura that a couple of them are a stretch. LOL Oh and as for how to make men happy, I like many others don't drink alcohol. LOL Jackie B.
     
  4. The Rock

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    The way to tell if she is happy is put her in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open it and see if she is happy to see you.

    I tried this with my dog once and he was delighted to see me when I opened it up.

    RoJim
     
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    Are you sick man. Bulge.
     
  6. gdbabin

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    Aline must be unhappy--if not sorely disappointed!


    I should probably be at least a bit gallant and go home and pack my bags.



    Guy B.
     
  7. Shooting Jack

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    Lightning Bug, My Mama taught me that there are exception on almost every rule. Your husband is a very lucky man. It's important to have fun together. Jackie B.
     
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