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O/T Hallmark writer having a bad day. Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?........

    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!





    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...

    She moved in with me.



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    Looking back over the years

    That we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    'What the hell was I thinking?'


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    Congratulations on your wedding day!

    Too bad no one likes your husband.

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    How could two people as beautiful as you

    Have such an ugly baby?

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    I've always wanted to have
    Someone to hold,

    Someone to love.

    After having met you ..

    I've changed my mind.

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    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.

    *******************************************************************************


    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

    Almost Lifelike!

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    When we were together,
    You always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up,

    I think it's time you kept your promise.

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    We have been friends for a very long time ..

    let's say we stop?

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    I'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.

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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    Did you ever find out who the father was?

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    Your friends and I wanted to do

    Something special for your birthday.

    So we're having you put to sleep.

    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    So your daughter's a hooker,
    And it spoiled your day.

    Look at the bright side, it's really good pay
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    The cards aren't that much better when the writters are having a good day!
     
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