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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by TheNakedGun, May 10, 2007.

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  1. TheNakedGun

    TheNakedGun Member

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    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
    as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
    sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My
    father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
    are prostitutes in Dallas.

    I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
    at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
    is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
    three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
    Longview. She is a part time "working girl." All things considered, my
    problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
    the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.


    Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
    President?


    Signed,

    Worried About My Reputation
     
  2. Dale Z

    Dale Z TS Member

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    I SURELY wouldn't tell her about anyone in your family that supports Hillary. However if you are looking for a job, we have an opening for someone like you to hold our patterning board. The last one, well lets say, didn't last to long.
     
  3. oz

    oz Active Member

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    I think you should cut your throat. oz
     
  4. TheNakedGun

    TheNakedGun Member

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    I recieved that as an email from a friend and thought I would share it I am in no way a Hillary supporter
     
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