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O/T Funny for today

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by flylta, Sep 29, 2008.

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  1. flylta

    flylta TS Member

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    Democrats vs. Republican thinking

    I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to
    be President some day.

    Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
    "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

    She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

    "Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're
    President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
    sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
    Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
    out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house."

    She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her
    Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't
    the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? "

    And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party ."

    Her folks still aren't talking to me.
     
  2. M-16

    M-16 TS Member

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    Good one and true
     
  3. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    And then did you say:" Here's a better idea. You take the $50, keep $45,have the homeless guy do the work and give him $5."
     
  4. flylta

    flylta TS Member

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    Dickgtax,

    She's too young to be a CEO already....

    flylta
     
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