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O/T Friday morning humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Dec 19, 2008.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    Hockey Player

    The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young
    Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is
    suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US ......

    Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the
    team for the preseason. Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the
    Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock gives the young
    Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals
    in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings!

    The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted, and the
    media love the new star. When the player comes off the ice he phones
    his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello mom,
    guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 10 minutes
    today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody
    loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."

    "Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father
    got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed,
    raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and
    all while you were having such great time."

    The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."

    "Sorry? You're Sorry? !!" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to
    Detroit in the first place!"

    If you ain't at least smiling now you're having a bad day. Jackie B.
  2. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Caught me. That was a good one Jack. Bulge
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