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O/T Entertainment night at the senior center

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    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center

    Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I
    intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
    pocket watch from his coat.

    "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
    special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
    "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the
    swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
    fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.



    It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .



    Claude was never invited back to entertain.
     
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