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O/T Dumb crimanals

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Dec 30, 2007.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    Washington D.C. - A convict broke out of jail in Washington
    D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend
    to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a
    sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged.
    Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he
    returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the
    lunch hour.

    Ionia, Michigan - When two service station attendants
    refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber,
    the man threatened to call the police. They still refused,
    so the robber called the police and was arrested.

    Radnor, Pennsylvania - Police interrogated a suspect by
    placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it
    with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying"
    was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy
    button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
    the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the
    suspect confessed.

    Toronto, Canada - A gas station attendant had no trouble
    identifying a robber for police, even though the man had
    worn a pair of women's panties over his head as a disguise.
    The thief, who later admitted that his mind was clouded by
    intoxicants, had stuck his face through one of the leg-
    holes so he could see.

    Modesto, CA - Steven Richard King was arrested for trying
    to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon.
    King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but
    unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

    Virginia Beach - A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a
    nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen
    money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber
    apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants
    as he was running out the door. "He was seen hopping and
    jumping around," said police spokesman Mike Carey, "with
    an explosion taking place inside his pants."

    Los Angeles, California - Police in Los Angeles had good
    luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control
    himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man
    in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money
    or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

    These are hard to believe but supposed to be true. Jackie B.
  2. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    And to think, the democrat/socialists are always trying to figure out ways to give back these people's right to vote.
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