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O/T Drug generic and trade names

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
    name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
    Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naprocen. Amoxil is also called
    Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
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    Thats great...now I will be able to enjoy a nightcap that may actually prevent me from rolling out of bed !
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    BE advise should that stiff drink last longer than 4 hrs, you need to pick up the pace and most likely another date. You to guys are sick, I love that about you
     
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    If it lasts longer than 4 hours you better have a lot of KY gel or there is going to be some people with severe rub burns. Murray
     
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    If it last more than 4 hrs I'm calling a press conference
     
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    If it lasts for more than four hours, get to Vegas, and the legal brothels.

    Dennis
     
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