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O/T Drinking jet fuel

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Subject: Fw: Drinking jet fuel

    John and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics at Aberdeen Airport.
    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
    with nothing to do.
    John said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
    Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and
    get a buzz.

    You wanna try it?' So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel and got completely smashed.

    The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
    Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, Hey, how do you feel
    this morning?'
    John says, 'I feel great. How about you?'
    Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
    John says , 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,
    nothing. We ought to do this more often'
    Jim says 'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
    'What's that?'
    'Have you farted yet?'
    'No'
    Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Norway.
     
  2. nipper

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    kentucky jet fuel is mighty good.

    bill
     
  3. Baron23

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    I know this is all in jest, but lest anyone get any ideas, jet fuel is basically kerosene and will kill you dead.
     
  4. shot410ga

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    I remember older guys drinking Sterno and Coke when I was a kid. Anyone know what Sterno is made of?
     
  5. blizzard

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    Well that explains a lot.
     
  6. nipper

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    ethanol and methanol maybe

    bill
     
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    From Wikipedia:

    Invented around 1900, Sterno is made from ethanol, methanol, water and an amphoteric oxide gelling agent, plus a dye that gives it a characteristic pink color. The methanol is added to denature the product, which essentially is intended to make it too toxic to be drinkable
     
  8. JerryP

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    Just so the kiddies and the idiots don't get any ideas, Sterno also contains methanol, it will kill you.
     
  9. Ahab

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    Or make you braindead like Shot410ga.
     
  10. shot410ga

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    Abab: I didn't day I drank the stuff. I never did. However, I did see others drink it as well as sniff gas. This waspre-cocain, pre-pot, pre-LSD, and pre-allthe designer drugs.
     
  11. CharlesK80

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    Bush is responsible for the rain flooding, high gas, jet fuel in our school drinking water and the big herd of Asian toy antelopes that bothered the Wyoming State shoot.
     
  12. omgb

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    Anyone stupid enough to drink jet fuel or Sterno deserves rapid brain death. Only a very stupid child would put that stuff in his or her mouth (toddlers excepted) Every once in a while the gene pool needs flushing.
     
  13. blizzard

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    What's waspre-cocain?
     
  14. shot410ga

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    "Coke," dope, or spelling BOZO.
     
  15. hoggy

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    There never has been a pre-cocaine days. People been taking coke since before they put it in coca~cola. Other drugs too such as opium.
     
  16. blizzard

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    You can't spell, but I'm a bozo? From what I've seen from your posts 410, you really shouldn't be calling anyone names.
     
  17. shot410ga

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    Blizzard: Yes Bliz, As far as I'm concerned anyone that corrects a spelling error or implies someone is a dummy because of a spelling error, is a BOZO. ERGO: Bliz, you fit the bill as a BOZO. Please, BOZO in the future don't read what I write, as I don't want you to be offended by my spelling.
     
  18. blizzard

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    There's no name calling allowed on this site. You are a troll.
     
  19. shot410ga

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    Bliz: Name calling? I thought BOZO was your password. My mistake. I don't want you to think I was calling you a name. Troll, I think not......... Why are you still reading my posts. Did you call me a name, "troll," maybe? Name calling is not allowed, per your instructions. Please, in the future don't refer to me as a troll. Name caller........LOL
     
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