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O/T Cowboy Tombstone Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Jul 24, 2012.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !
    I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
    His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.



    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
    and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
    and likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
     
  2. crusha

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    barrump
     
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    charleyj10 TS Member

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    That one got me!

    Charlie
     
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    Her lies Lester Moore
    4 Slugs from a 44
    NO LESS
    No MORE
     
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    Here lies Frank. He ran for sheriff in 1884, He ran from the sheriff in 1885.
     
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    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    SEE!...I told you I was sick!
     
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    Calvin,

    That one can actually be seen on a headstone in a small graveyard in Old Nags Head Woods, just west of the bi-pass road in Nags Head, NC.
     
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    Yeah,...My uncle who is retired down that way took us by just to see it so we could have a good chuckle...that fellow is one I'd have liked to known for sure : ))
     
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    Boot hill in Dodge city KS Maw loved Paw - Paw loved women. Maw caught Paw with two in swimming. HERE LIES PAW!
     
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