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O/T Can you tell the difference? Politics

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Sep 8, 2008.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    Laugh a little. You'll feel better.

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
    Altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him,
    'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
    Hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air
    Balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
    Above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
    100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'

    She rolled her eyes and said , 'You must be a Republican.'

    ‘I am,' replied the bass fisherman. 'How did you know?'

    'Well,' answered the balloonist, ' everything you told me is
    Technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
    Information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to

    The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'

    'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

    'Well,' said the bass fisherman, 'you don't know where you are or Where
    you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large Quantity of
    hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to Keep, and you
    expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the Same position you
    were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my Fault.'

    Did I at least get a smile out of you?
  2. KenC

    KenC Member

    Jan 29, 1998
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    a good laugh
  4. JBrooks

    JBrooks TS Member

    Nov 6, 2006
    :), though I think you left out the part where she called him a "fish killer".
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