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O/T Best way to "Put Down" Old Wornout WIFE?

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  1. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Call her a hound dog?
     
  2. blizzard

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    tell her she smells like the hull of tuna boat.
     
  3. Hauxfan

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    Tell her that her sister is better in bed than she is!

    Hauxfan!
     
  4. oz

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    why don't you do her a favor and cut your own throat. oz
     
  5. bulletbutch

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    I went out and got me one of those new sport models with the fancy high beams. I’ve got my old wife tied up out in the backyard until she gets over the new one. I just don't have the heart to put her down!
     
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    If you want to keep shooting, you can't afford it!!

    Bill
     
  7. thedemoguy

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    Send her to me, I have an obedience school she can be retrained, I'll wipe her back in shape and have her fetching your slippers in a nice teddy in no time flat.
    For a little extra I can train her to load you shells for you naked, after I WIPE her back into shape that is...lol

    Bill
     
  8. recurvyarcher

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    You don't have to put them down. All you have to do is get a young male companion to keep her mind occupied. Then you can have time to train your new young one.

    Well, maybe you might want to make sure that the original wife is spade first...
     
  9. Jim101

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    Curvey, Did you mean spayed?



    Jim
     
  10. awbenz

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    When you send her to those helpful friends that they agree to take over the payments! Allen
     
  11. cdconley

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    Nope, not a good idea. Not only will any thing you say be used against in a court of law, but what’s the point. I think it would be like losing an old hunting dog. Hunting just isn’t the same until you’ve spent considerable time training the replacement pup. I think I’ll stick with my well trained wife. March will be 30yrs and I’ve got her trained just the way she wants me. Or something like that.
     
  12. thedemoguy

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    No, that's about right...lol
     
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    We retrain workers for new duties when the former jobs are outmoded or too difficult.

    As we speak, mine is over painting on one of the rent houses. She don't use a copmputer either.

    HM
     
  14. gotbass

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    Bill - Whip'd into shape. Wiped in to shape lol.
     
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    Allen. I know you did not just go there!!!
     
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    My wife wanted me to take her out to eat,somewhere she hadn't been for a while.I took her into the kitchen. She has not been to happy since.
     
  17. recurvyarcher

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    Jim, yes I did mean spayed. I was distracted by someone...
     
  18. GordonWood421

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    The best way to "put down" an old worn-out wife is to :

    Commit to 90 days of : Coming home with a smile on your face --
    REGARDLESS of the crapy day you may have had

    Greeting her with a hug and a "I have missed you today"

    Saying "Something smells really good" if she says that
    "nothing is cooking" respond ---"Oh , it must be
    you "

    Asking " anything I can help you with tonight ?"

    Leaving in the morning with a hug , a kiss on the cheek
    (she'll appreciate not having to reveal her
    morning breath) and "I'll miss you all day
    long ".


    What will be the cost ?

    Do that for 90 days and the old, worn-out wife will be a thing of the past .

    Got the "Cajones" ?


    Charlie
     
  19. CalvinMD

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    Shame Shame Shame!!!!
     
  20. Kathryn

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    Give her a divorce so she can end her life in peace and contentment, with her dignity and self-respect intact. You'd be surprised at the number of people over 70 who get divorces for exactly those reasons.

    Kathy McLean

    P.S. Think about it--why would a younger women want you? These days young women won't put up with the kind of attitudes demonstrated by some of you. We old broads were raised to put up with it, although we are getting smarter.
     
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