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O/T Bear removers Bruce be sure to read.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    > A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof, so he looks in the
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    > yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls
    > the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
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    > The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.
    > He has a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
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    > 'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks.
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    > 'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
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    > there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
    > bear
    > falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
    > The
    > bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
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    > of the van.'
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    > He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
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    > 'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.
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    > 'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'
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  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    I love it man!!! LMAO
     
  3. Jerry944t

    Jerry944t Well-Known Member

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    I always thought it was a gorilla in a tree but I could be wrong.
     
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