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O/T An Indian named onestone Humor

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Mar 6, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida

    > There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given

    > name was 'Onestone.'

    > He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,

    > 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

    > The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good

    > morning, Onestone.'

    > He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he

    > made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the

    > next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    > The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

    > Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a

    > woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

    > Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw

    > Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone'

    > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love

    > to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the

    > next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird

    > wouldn't die!

    > What is the moral of this story?????.........................

    > OH, Come on... take a guess!

    > Think about it...
    > (You're going to love this!)

    > And the moral is...

    > You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

  2. Haskins Bill

    Haskins Bill TS Member

    Nov 4, 2007
    So one day the little Indian brave asks his father how Indains get their names. The father says, well your cousin 'runing deer' was named that after his father saw a running deer. Your cousin 'white cloud' was named after his father saw white clouds in the sky. Your cousin Bear was named that after his father saw a bear. Why all of these questions? Two Dogs F*****g?
  3. 25yrds

    25yrds TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    An old Indian cheif was introduced to tea by some cavalry soldiers. He loved the tea so much that he couldn't get enough of it. He had tea before, during, and after every meal. Then one day they found him dead- (yep) He had drowned in his tea-pee.
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