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O/T A little Friday Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Mar 25, 2011.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
    that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get an M1 firecracker, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

    The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit an M1 firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'


    '2'


    '3'


    '4'


    '5'

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Virginia, Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC.
     
  2. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    Jack, That don't work all the time. I can tell you from experience. I'm still fertile but my friend bubba is missing most fingers on his left hand when I handed off to-em. I live in Florida!!! Breake-m all. JEff
     
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